The Monsoon Saloon is what helped me get through the day at the Kalahari Resort , which houses the largest indoor water park located in Sandusky, Ohio. Another travel tip: do not book a room online after you have been drinking. We ended up in a handicap accessible room on the first floor. Of an eight story hotel with 1,000 rooms. Imagine 4,000 screaming kids in a full speed RUN to the waterpark and every last one of them ran by YOUR ROOM!
On the left: one of my cocktail glasses. On the right, for size comparison: a "PCJ" (I wish) grande size coffee cup.